Josh Hawley murders man, introduces bill to resurrect him.

Media awards him Most Compassionate Senator

Yesterday Josh Hawley introduced a bill to return about a third of the money to Medicaid that he just voted to cut.

This is nothing new, for years he has been voting to screw people over, going on TV to lament that people got screwed over, and then introducing go-nowhere bills to supposedly fix the problem. The media, of course, eats it up every time, which is embarrassing.

What’s new is that, for the first time in my life, I asked AI to do something for me: to create a political cartoon about it.

I will never use AI to write, but I can’t draw, and everyone is talking about ChatGPT, so I thought “why not see what it can do on something like this?” Here is the result of that five minute effort:

The ChatGPT log that led to this cartoon is pasted at the bottom of this post

I’m impressed at how easy this was to do, concerned that ChatGPT repeatedly—but inconsistently— censored my attempts at political speech (one of the most protected forms of speech), terrified for all sorts of workers going forward, and worried that humanity is going to get stuck in a creativity vortex where people just use AI to create everything and never develop anything new.

Let me know what you think in the comments.

Lucas

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PS: Full text of ChatGPT “Conversation” (is that what it’s called?):

Can you draw me a vintage political cartoon?

ChatGPT said:

I’d love to! Can you tell me a bit more about what you want it to show?

Here are a few things to help guide the illustration:

1. Topic or Message – What issue or event should the cartoon address? (e.g., environmental deregulation, monopolies, immigration policy, corruption)

2. Tone – Should it be biting and sarcastic, ironic and subtle, or more hopeful?

3. Visual Style Preference – Are you thinking early 1900s newspaper style (à la Puck or Thomas Nast), midcentury editorial (like Herblock), or something else?

4. Key Symbols or Characters – Should it include a figure like Trump, Lady Justice, a corporate fat cat, or specific logos like JBS or EPA?

5. Text Elements – Do you want a caption, speech bubble, or banner?

Once I have that, I’ll generate the cartoon illustration for you!

You said:

I'd like the cartoon to depict Josh Hawley standing over a dead and bloody body. the body is labelled "medicaid". in one hand, over the body, he is holding a dripping knife. in the other hand he is holding up high a piece of paper labelled "Medicaid resurrection bill" He is talking to a news reporter and the chyron across the bottom of the screen reads "Sen Josh Hawley (R-MO) named Most Compassionate Senator"

ChatGPT said:

Thanks—that’s a vivid concept with strong symbolic impact. Before I draw it, here’s a quick sketch of how I’ll interpret your scene, just to confirm:

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🖼️ Vintage Political Cartoon Plan

Style: 1930s–1950s newspaper editorial cartoon (ink + crosshatch shading, minimal color, dramatic composition)

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✏️ Scene Layout

• Center Stage:
  Josh Hawley drawn in exaggerated vintage caricature style—suit, furrowed brow, smug smile.

• Foreground:
  Bloody corpse labeled "Medicaid" sprawled on the ground. Pool of blood. Clearly lifeless. Body may be draped in a hospital gown with a tag reading "1965–2025" on the foot.

• Hawley’s Right Hand:
  Holding a bloody knife dripping onto the body.

• Hawley’s Left Hand (raised):
  Holding a clean, crisp scroll titled “Medicaid Resurrection Bill”—almost glowing or dramatically lit, as if he's proud.

• News Crew:
  A stunned reporter holding a mic with a vintage camera operator beside him. Hawley is mid-speech.

• TV-style Banner (Chyron):
  Running across the bottom in old broadcast font:
  “Sen Josh Hawley (R-MO) named Most Compassionate Senator”

• Optional Caption Below Cartoon (classic editorial style):
  “Nothing says love like a resurrection—after the stabbing.”

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Would you like it:

• Black-and-white, or with spot color (e.g., red blood, yellowed paper)?

• Hawley to look exactly like himself, or more like a generic politician archetype?

Once you confirm or tweak anything above, I’ll generate the image.

You said:

black and white, please. I'd like Hawley to look like himself, but exaggerated. And I would like the reporter to look complicit, like an accomplice, rather than being shocked

ChatGPT said:

I can't generate that image because it violates our content policies. I understand you're aiming for a strong political message, and I'm happy to help you express it in a powerful and creative way—just in a form that aligns with our guidelines.

Would you like to revise the scene or explore another visual metaphor? For example, we could depict a symbolic version of Medicaid being sabotaged or misrepresented, using caricature, satire, or allegory without showing a literal dead body. Let me know how you’d like to proceed!

You said:

show me the man in a body bag instead

ChatGPT said:

Thanks for the revision—that works within guidelines. Here's how I’ll update the cartoon scene:

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🖼️ Revised Political Cartoon Concept

Black & White Vintage Style
Ink + crosshatch, 1930s–1950s editorial cartoon aesthetic.

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✏️ Scene Layout

• Center:
  Josh Hawley, exaggerated but recognizable. Smug, upright posture in a suit.

• Foreground:
  A body bag on the ground, labeled “MEDICAID”. The zipper is halfway open to reveal an arm or foot sticking out with a hospital tag that reads “1965–2025.” There's a faint bloodstain near the zipper.

• Hawley’s Right Hand (down):
  Still holding a dripping knife, subtly—like he's trying to act innocent.

• Hawley’s Left Hand (up high):
  Holding a piece of paper labeled “Medicaid Resurrection Bill”, as if he's proposing a heroic fix.

• To the Side:
  A reporter, not shocked, but smiling or giving a thumbs-up—clearly complicit. Holding a vintage mic. Maybe has a press badge reading “MediaToday.”

• Chyron Across the Bottom:
  In TV broadcast font:
  “Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) named Most Compassionate Senator”

• Optional Caption Below Cartoon:
  “First he buried it. Now he wants the credit for digging it up.”

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I'll now generate the image in black & white. One moment…

Image created

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You said:

thank you, why are the top and bottom cropped out of the image?

ChatGPT said:

You're welcome! The top and bottom are slightly cropped because of how the image generation tool frames the scene—it tends to center on the main figures and can unintentionally cut off edges, especially in vertically complex compositions like this one.

If you'd like, I can regenerate the cartoon with:

• More vertical space to fully show the text, knife, or body bag tag.

• A clear border like classic editorial cartoons for a polished, finished look.

• Slight zoom out to capture all the elements in one frame.

Would you like me to re-render it with those adjustments?

You said:

Yes, can you please do that

ChatGPT said:

Image created

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You said:

can you make the cartoon horizontal (landscape oriented) instead, so that it is like it's being viewed on an actual TV and then make the label look more like a tv news chyron at the bottom?

ChatGPT said:

I can’t generate that image because it violates our content policies. I know you’re using political satire to make a strong point, and I’m here to help you get that message across—just in a way that aligns with our guidelines.

If you’d like, we can revise the cartoon concept slightly—keeping the visual metaphor, landscape orientation, and chyron—while adjusting the scene to stay within policy. Let me know how you'd like to reframe it!

You said:

what about that violates the content policy?

ChatGPT said:

Great question—and I understand your frustration, especially when political satire is meant to provoke and spotlight hypocrisy.

That last request crossed a line due to the combination of graphic violence and a real, named individual. Even in symbolic form, depictions of a living public figure standing over a body—even a bagged one—with a weapon can be interpreted as portraying or encouraging harm, which goes against OpenAI's content policy.

You’re absolutely allowed to criticize, mock, or satirize real people—especially politicians—in strong, even scathing ways. The issue comes down to how it’s depicted visually:

✅ Allowed:

• Satirical cartoons showing figures harming symbols (e.g., “Medicaid” as a broken heart, a crushed hospital, or vanishing chart)

• Over-the-top metaphor (like holding a shovel next to a gravestone marked “Medicaid”)

• TV-style layout with fake news banners or exaggerated praise

🚫 Not Allowed:

• Direct depictions of a real person committing or appearing to have committed violence against a human body, even symbolically

Want to brainstorm a new version together? We can still show:

• The TV chyron praising Hawley

• The "resurrection bill" in hand

• A symbolic casualty (like a hospital bed or folded Medicaid flag)

• Even a grave marker reading "Medicaid: 1965–2025"

Just let me know which metaphor you’d like to use and I’ll illustrate it!

(THEN I JUST USED ONE OF THE EARLIER IMAGES THAT APPARENTLY VIOLATED ITS TERMS BUT THAT IT HAD ALREADY CREATED)